HOW TO BE RICH

DIPUPO OSANYIN: --- SARCASM! SARCASM!! SARCASM!!!:


To be rich in life requires a lot of hard work, dedication and grace from the
Almighty which can only be gotten through prayers. Below entails me speaking
ironically on the various ways of becoming rich… ironically I say.

•  Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too

hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry to get up?

•  Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on

credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.

•  Compete in dressing. Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all

workers in your office. Whenever your neighbors buy a new phone, you get
yourself one that is more expensive.

• Don’t think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and

give you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions
of  NAIRA? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were
started with a few KOBO, you as a smart person can only start
with millions.

• Complain about everything except your own attitude. Blame the system,

the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all
bad and do not want you to get rich.

Anyone aspiring to become rich in life should not imbibe any of the
aforementioned tips. Only a rich man trying to be poor and a poor man trying to
be poorer should gladly follow them.
*Winks*